This is one of those questions thatll prompt a tweet or DM from a younger girl saying, What does it matter what a guy thinks!? YES ALL WOMEN! IF YOU CANT DEAL WITH OUR CAREERS THEN YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!! And part of that is true. Im sure there are guys who are intimidated by a job title or a womans success in comparison to their own and Id say thats probably more their own issue with themselves (penis size) and not women in general. But to say we all dont judge every guy or girl by the job title on their Bumble profile is absolutely crazy. When you see finance, youre going to have a very specific first reaction. Youre going to remember
that other finance guy you dated and how he was this and that and judge the next guy by that memory. All of those emotional reactions are normal. So remember, this is my first thought based on having dated multiple girls with these careers and that doesnt mean youre exactly like them but it means this is what most guys think at first glance.
Also (kind of a side note), I love when a woman has a successful career. Im not just saying that to let you know that my penis is huge, but you can DM me on Instagram (@jaredfreid) to discuss women with great careers. Just putting that out there about strong, independent women. Love a good discussion.
All of these jobs are in the same category because no person on earth has ever been as busy as a girl who works in PR/fashion/advertising. Literally not one person. There are surgeons who will respond to a question about work with a simple, Things are good. Ask one of these girls about work and youre about to get a response that sounds like they just came running from a burning house and theyre trying to wrangle up the fire department. And dont get them started about Upfronts or Fashion Week (which might be 51 weeks a year) or Chihuahua Week (or whatever thing she does PR for) because theyll actually faint onto a couch mid-explanation. If youre going to date these girls, just get ready to feel like you literally do nothing in comparison.
If theyre in law school then you can add them to the PR/Fashion/Advertising group. Nobody has ever complained more about being busy than a law school student. Youd think they wouldnt complain so much since they bailed from the real world of no grades or affirmation to get back into that cuddly, Go to class, study the material, get the grade you deserve, repeat, blanket.
When I date a girl who works in law Im just going to assume there will be a lot of random law school friends that Im going to have to meet along the way. Theyll be mostly guys and the explanation of their friendship will always be a little too vague to have not been romantic at some point. Youll have to come to terms with Hes just my law school friend being a guy who once DMed her about studying to try and bang and then just settled for the reliable study buddy option.
Medicine (Doctor, Nurse, etc.)
We assume that youre literally the smartest person weve ever met and you can answer any question wed ever have about our body AND youre not grossed out by much. So we figure that youre willing and able to explore regions of our bodies that we had no idea could make us climax.
When youre a teacher we have to become an actor because youre going to tell us stories about kids we really dont care about while looking like were interested. Im sure these are great kids, but they arent our kids, and in a year youre going to have a whole new group that produces the same stories that we are going to have to, again, look like we care about.
Youre a really tough person to take on a date. Her job is basically planning dates with a budget a company can afford. So if you try to go bowling, she ends up comparing it to her bowling events where they had acrobats and free blowjobs in the bathroom. Dating her is like dating a contestant right after she got to the final four. She just took a helicopter around the Hawaiian volcanoes so your move of sharing a bottle of wine and picking up the tab isnt exactly glamorous.
The thing about HR people is that they change jobs a lot and they have to hear about everyone at the offices problems. So guess what? So are you. Every day will be a new LinkedIn story or update as well as a new complaint about Kathys complaint. Its a lot like the teacher, except nobody in the story is cute and you get to hear what type of animals men act like in the workplace.
Im a comedian (please follow me on Instagram; likes are the only thing that keep me going. I have nothing. @jaredfreid). So the reason I swipe left on any headshot is the same reason Id swipe left on myselfyoure going to have to go to shit. Like, annoying shit. Like a show thats in a bar with five people. Then youre going to have to look this person in the eyes who takes this thing super seriously and try to understand the five year outlook when you really cant imagine it. Youre going to have to lie about how It was great! And youre going to have to wonder if this person will one day be your financial burden. Other than that, theyre going to be really dramatic and they wont care about being really dramatic in public.
So, yeah. Thats what we think. Have fun dating!
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