Ryan Phillippe’s tweets are a bittersweet symphony

Ryan Philzopher
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Despite rumors to the contrary, Ryan Phillippe is not dating Katy Perry, as confirmed by their emotional rollercoaster of a Twitter exchange. So, um, what is he up to? Is he dating anyone? I didn’t know what Ryan Phillippe did last summer, and suddenly, I felt an all consuming void.

Apparently, he’s been tweeting a lot under the name Dr. Philz.

At first, it’s a lot to take in.

But eventually, after some time in the rabbit hole, everything started to make sense. Before I knew it, I began softly singing Oasis to myself, “Maaaaybe you’re gonna be the one that saaaaves me.”

Ryan Phillippe is absolutely right. I do believe in the therapeutic power of home renovation! He is not merely the star of the USA television series Shooter, but a true Philzosopher.

IT’S A BITTERSWEET SYMPHONY!

I have to celebrate you, Ryan Phillippe. I have to praise you like I should. (Yes, I did look up the Cruel Intentions soundtrack on Spotify and yes, it still bangs.)

On the off chance I’m wrong and Ryan Phillippe doesn’t have all the answers, at least I know he’s not afraid to ask for help.

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